- if i ever get kidnapped: how will i update my blog
- press J: scroll down a post
- press K: scroll up a post
- press L: like a post
- press ALT+REBLOG: reblog fast
- press CTRL and the REBLOG button: open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
- press TAB: scroll to the top of your dashboard,
“Alexander McQueen really got me into fashion.
— Gay code for “Lady Gaga really got me into fashion” (via
drowned—world)
- normal people: boy/girl problems
- me: wifi connection problems
- me: opens tumblr
- me: sees pictures of lady gaga
- me: makes weird noises
- me: rolls off bed
- me: rolls out window
- me: rolls into street
- me: rolls off the earth
- me: floats into space
- me: incinerates in the sun
- me: reblogs post
beyawnce:
imagine when we are all old and senile and we can accuse every living thing of copying Lady Gaga for kicks
beyawnce:
I DON’T get how people can disrespect/shade/insult Gaga it’s like punching Jesus except as a puppy. why would you ever punch puppy Jesus in its little face? “I love you you’re beautiful the way you are” says puppy Jesus and you just PUNCH it right in its little wet nose.